It was supposed to be the Republic's moment of triumph: The
Jedi, surrounded by droids in the arena on
Geonosis, were waiting for the
LAAT/i Gunships to swoop in and save the day. Unfortunately, with just under 14 hours left to go, the
HasLab Star Wars: The Vintage Collection LAAT/i Gunship has not yet been funded...
and the Jedi are still waiting.
ToyFarce investigated...
"
They said reinforcements were coming" reported one Jedi master, deflecting blaster bolts with increasing concern. "
But apparently, we still need more backers! There's still half a day to go, so there is still hope. I trust the Force, but it will be a close one!"
Mace Windu, cornered in the stands, added: "
This party's over... unless someone gets their credit card out, like, right now!"
Meanwhile,
Count Dooku and the Separatists are reportedly "
having a good feeling about this".
Collectors everywhere are torn, debating whether to pledge in the final hours. The fate of the Clone Wars -
and the Jedi on Geonosis - hangs in the balance!
More news at 11:00...
Think of the Jedi! #BackTheGunship
*ToyFarce News is parody news for laughs and not meant to be taken seriously!
ucsf -
2025-09-08 @ 8:24 pm
Not to be the one who might spoil the event, but.. can't we just throw in some Rattlers instead - HasLab for sure? I like watching those colorful lightsabers, it would be soo damn sad, if no one would survive the scene!
I dropped the Vintage Collection a year or two back, so I hadn't been paying attention to this, but I'm kind of surprised it hasn't funded yet. Rancor missteps aside Star Wars product usually feels like a sure bet. I suppose it's fairly expensive for what it is, though.
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