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Did it really happen?" In a shocking turn of events that has left the
Star Wars collecting community stunned and speechless, reports have emerged of a collector who purchased a brand-new
lightsaber replica... without uttering the sacred phrase: "
This will make a fine addition to my collection".
ToyFarce investigated...
Eyewitnesses at the convention floor claim the individual simply picked up the lightsaber replica
General Grievous-style, inspected it, handed over their credit card, and walked away with
no dramatic pause,
no villainous smirk,
not even a whisper of the iconic line!
"
I was right there!" said one horrified fellow collector. "
He didn’t even mutter it under his breath. Not even ironically! I thought maybe he was saving it for a video later, but... nothing. Just silence."
The incident has raised existential questions for the community: "
If you buy a lightsaber and don’t say the line, is it even yours?" asked another fan in a now-viral Reddit post. "
We’ve built an entire community around that quote. It’s practically part of the checkout process!"
Some collectors believe the buyer may be a "
casual fan", or worse:
a gift shopper. Others have speculated that the individual could be participating in some sort of
Jedi vow of silence. A small but vocal group is even spreading conspiracy theories that the moment was staged by
Lucasfilms and
Disney to test fan loyalty ahead of the next big
Star Wars project.
As of this writing, the
silent collector remains at large, possibly still roaming convention halls with their pristine lightsaber and a
baffling absence of dramatic flair.
More news at 11:00... In the meantime, let us all hold our lightsaber hilts close, look to the stars, and remember:
This WILL make a fine addition to our collection!
*ToyFarce News is parody news for laughs and not meant to be taken seriously!
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