FANS REJOICE! A decade of waiting is over! As part of the 10th anniversary celebration of
Star Wars: The Force Awakens (
How is has it been already 10 years?!), the
Hasbro Star Wars team has pulled out all the stops by announcing the
triumphant return of one of the
most beloved characters of the galaxy far, far away:
Constable Zuvio! That’s right, the
Star Wars: the Black Series Archive Collection, known for reissuing
fan-favorite figures, will now immortalize our favorite
Constable once again!
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Fans of the obscure, criminally underrated background character have been clamoring for this moment for years: "
It’s been too long since we last saw this absolute icon warming pegs at every toy store" said no one ever... but the
Star Wars team heard the fans'
silent cries loud and clear!
Such a classic scene... Remember it?
This new
Archive Collection figure will re-capture all the nostalgia of the original release. With improved face-printing technology that still won’t matter because no one remembers what
Zuvio looked like, and updated packaging that screams "
No, really, buy me this time!", the figure is guaranteed to be a centerpiece in any collection (
or any toy aisle for at least a few months)!
At last! Zuvio! Zuvio!
Collectors will fondly recall seeing
dozens of them stacked next to each other in a sea of unwanted glory. Now, with this
reissue, fans can relive that
glorious era, only this time, they can also preorder it online to make sure they get one before it inevitably hits the discount section!
The response has already been overwhelming: "
Finally, Hasbro is listening to the fans!" said one collector. The figure is set to release later this year, just in time to remind everyone that
Constable Zuvio exists. Other fan-favorite figures have also been teased for the same wave, including
ROTJ General Lando Calrissian,
TLJ Rose Tico and
ROTJ Princess Leia (Ewok Village)!
Another A-lister for that wave!
What do you think? Did the
Zuvio hype train finally arrive?
Let us know in the comments! Or better yet, share your pics of the original
Constable Zuvio figures clogging your local shelves!
More news at 11:00... *
insert epic Constable Zuvio quote here*
*ToyFarce News is parody news for laughs and not meant to be taken seriously!
