ToyFarce News: Collector Told All His Friends: "In A Few Hours, I Will Own A Bar!"

Bespin refugee - July 08, 2024

Only a few hours remain to grab your Haslab Star Wars The Vintage Collection Mos Eisley Cantina, and Derek, a huge Star Wars collector, was so excited that he told all his friends that he will soon own a bar. All of a sudden, he is the most important person in his group of friends, and acquaintances he hadn't heard of for a long time suddenly reached out to ask him about the bar... Misunderstanding? ToyFarce investigated...

"I always knew he'd end up doing something like that"
said Mike, a friend of the collector. "We've been friends for a long time, so I'm sure he'll give me discounts on drinks!". One of his female colleagues said: "Isn't he kinda cute? I think deep down, I always thought he was cute, and now that I know he's going to own a bar, maybe I should talk to him more..."

"I always thought he was dorky with his toys, but I guess he sold them all out in order to buy a bar, which is pretty cool in the end. I should hang out with him more.
" said another friend of Derek. "He said he already has the barman, and that there are 2 beautiful twins that always hang out at the bar."

It is highly possible that Derek forgot to mention that said bar was in fact the Haslab Star Wars The Vintage Collection Mos Eisley Cantina, a bar more suitable for 3.75" action figures... Oh well.

More news at 11:00... "It comes with 3 booths, 8 tables, several benches and chairs, and tons of glasses!"
*ToyFarce News is parody news for laughs and not meant to be taken seriously!
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Last 10 comments - ( Read All Posts )
MagnaPrime - 2024-07-09 @ 2:08 am

I am disappointed in myself for not figuring out where the headline was going.

RobertD - 2024-07-08 @ 8:35 pm

I keep having to remind myself that I don't really collect this scale anymore, so I don't need it. But damn, I love playsets.

Shrief - 2024-07-08 @ 7:51 pm

What's wrong with that ..!

MisterSkeezler - 2024-07-08 @ 6:19 pm


ucsf - 2024-07-08 @ 11:47 am

Positively speaking, this is the bar(e) minimum to keep up with the old freinds, aye?

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