ToyFarce News: Inevitable - Toy Collector Looking for a Haslab Ghost, At Retail Price!

Bespin refugee - September 08, 2023

The more things change, the more they stay the same. Less than 24 hours after the end of the Hasbro Star Wars the Vintage Collection The Ghost Haslab campaign (which ended with 21,768 backers despite the 'iT WiLL nEvEr MaKe iT' crowd, congratulations to the team!), and right before the first few appeared on eBay (there's someone selling only Zeb for $185, LOL), a collector tried his luck asking for a Haslab Ghost at close to retail, in every Facebook groups, for his son. ToyFarce investigated...

"I know that there were 47 days to back it, but at first, I decided to join in the bashing of the project, and telling everybody that this project sucked and that it would never be backed." said the Star Wars fan. "After it ended up being backed, I was preoccupied with reminding everyone that the tiers would never be unlocked anyway. When the first tier was unlocked, it was important that I told everyone that the second was never gonna happen. After Kanan, the second tier was unlocked, I admitted I was wrong but said that clearly, the third tier, Zeb, would never make it before the end. On the final day, as everything became unlocked, I kinda ran out of excuses... and as the project reached his end, I realized I actually forgot to back it, because it was a nice spaceship after all, and now, I saw it in the Ahsoka Disney+ series and I kinda regret not backing it. I saw that the shipping date is planned for Fall 2024 and guess what? My son's birthday is right then as well!"

ToyFarce really hope his son (whose name he couldn't seem to be able to come up with) will get a Haslab Ghost for his birthday in Fall 2024... But that close to retail price? "Never gonna happen."

More news at 11:00... at close to retail!
*ToyFarce News is parody news for laughs and not meant to be taken seriously!


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Last 10 comments - ( Read All Posts )
ToyMonopoly - 2023-09-11 @ 2:12 am

I'm happy for everyone who backed the vehicle and will get the crew.Personally, I didn't invest in this ship because of the wasted opportunity to fill up the side wings with more rooms/stuff and lack of electronics it could have had for the price point. I'm perfectly happy with my legacy Falcon!

Another banger of an "article". Love it! Keep up the good work!

ucsf - 2023-09-09 @ 10:20 am

"NO REGERTS"So ultimately the "Ghostbusters" phrase has another meaning lol.

PlasticMemories - 2023-09-08 @ 4:04 pm

That's perfect. The weird blend of desperation and entitlement is spot-on.

Frozentenderloin - 2023-09-08 @ 2:26 pm


MisterSkeezler - 2023-09-08 @ 2:22 pm

This is absolutely perfect.

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